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hood2go:

2yungkings

I have never had baby fever so much until this moment

They bout to be toooooo smooth when they get older

(Source: nya-kin)

Anonymous asked:
Flizzy my girl just left me and said she had another boyfriend for at least a month now, she just "forgot" to tell me.... bruh what the fuck do I do now, she acts like we never even met

thecasablancalily:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

lucidnee:

the-8ae-reloaded:

tiddyasshandsintheair:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

aiight heres what u do.. grab a set of keys and a strong knife

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wait till aboutt….november 23rd 24th  (ill tell u why in a sec)

around 2-3 am

park your car 4 blocks from where she lives  cause u dont want no one to see u

find her car, key the fuck out that shit not like one ring make it look like a 1 yr old was scribbling on that bitch

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do that on the hood and all the doors and the windows too

then u take the knife pop all 4 tires

… might as well take the hub caps too..

then u get up outta there run make sure you’re not being followed get in your car and go home

reason i told u to do it november 23rd is u just fucked up christmas fam

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she gonna need to repair all that shit she aint gonna have no money for christmas gifts right before black friday

in turn this leads to

her little cousins hating her

her siblings hating her

cause they aint get gifts

she gets sad :(  and cant enjoy christmas

you win

and the first person her friends are gonna say is i bet it was your ex

when she calls you u gotta say something like

her: andrew did you key my car

you: 

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"aint nobody thinking bout you i got so many hoes now u leaving me was a blessing i got hoessss… i got hella hoes.. i got hoes "

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fuck

i hate yall

This is so petty lmao

so is forgetting to tell her boyfriend she had a new boyfriend lol

This is by far the prettiest thing I’ve seen in weeks man. Y’all gotta chill lmao

foreignqueer:

Reminders to self:

  • I am intelligent
  • I am beautiful
  • Do things at my own pace and don’t focus on what your peers are doing or where they are in life
  • It’s ok to take a break from school if my mental health is getting worse
  • Asking for help doesn’t make me weak/dumb…it’s ok to ask for help
  • Be selfish more often and stop trying to please others so much (mainly my parents)
  • Don’t be sweet when guys catcall/harass me
  • It’s ok if I gain/lose weight
  • I’m dope af tbh

lipstick-lesbian:

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(Source: FashionKillxaz)

"[Your sister’s name] [Your brother’s name] [Your cousin’s name] [Your sister’s name] [Your name]"

African American Parents trying to get a child’s attention. (via blkproverbs)

thecasablancalily:

mymodernmet:

Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie,  looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.

Oh my goodness this is adorable